I must be really fickle or the director/editor who cut the trailer for Everly Movie starring Selma Hayek, knew exactly what they where doing when they included the 0.5 second booty reflection shot of Selma Hayek in the trailer.
If you take a moment to watch the trailer above, you will see that this movie won’t be winning any awards for it’s script, or dialogue or story line or anything else within the movie for that matter, yet I’m still drawn into thinking that it could be worth a watch (women reading this roll there eyes in disgust).
Is it Selma Hayek in underwear and guns that’s leading me astray? Is it the sexy fight scenes with Selma Hayek and Jennifer Blanc that’s making me feel like a kid in a candy store? Maybe its all of the above. Maybe I am simply fickle and don’t care about a storyline or acting ability when there’s panties and guns in action.
The film reminds me of Machete Kills, albeit completely different. Machete Kills starred Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills, Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Carlos Estevez, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Demiбn Bichir, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding, Jr., William Sadler, Marko Zaror & Mel Gibson and I still haven’t managed to see it yet.
I won’t let this happen again, I am going to find Everly Movie in cinema or DVD which ever is easiest for me to do and I am going to watch it. I’m actually going to watch all of it and then I’ll probably say “what the hell was I thinking and why did I go through all of this hassle to see this movie” but at least I would have seen it.
For those of you that do not know what Machete Kills is, you can watch the awful yet very entertaining trailer below. I hear there could be a Machete Kills AGAIN In Space in the making, well the trailer showed before the movie suggests so.
And if you think all of the above is bad, then wait until you see this trailer below for Fetish Factory which stars Jennifer Blanc (the actress in the fight scene with Selma Hayek in Everly).
And this is how people who make one bad choice, sometimes end up continuing making bad choices. Oh well, bad movie choices is one thing, its not like I’m moving on from smoking cannabis to smoking crack. It’s only a bad set of choices of movies featuring saucy kick ass vixens and titillation, that I’m sure I won’t need rehab for, to get back my life back on track.
Everly Movie is on limited release in the US on Feb 27th and only god knows when or if it will ever hit the UK shores, so I will have to keep my fingers crossed until I hear some news.